New 'Puter

On realising I have a new computer.....

MasterJ: "That's a good new puter mummy"
Me: "Yeah"
MasterJ: "It's got an apple on it!"
Me: "Yeah"
MasterJ: "Do we eat apples?
Me: "Uhuh"
MasterJ: " Do we eat choccies?"
Me: "Uhuh"
MasterJ: "Do we eat chippies?"
Me: "Uhuh"
MasterJ: "Do we eat tissues?"
Me: "Uhuh"
MasterJ: "Noooooooooooo"